No awkward lesbian experiences without me
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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