is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There's always time for handjobs
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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