her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I touched a dick in church today
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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