The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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