Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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