If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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