I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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