Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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