okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize