I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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