Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
โOn a breakโ is implied when itโs a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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