His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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