What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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