i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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