AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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