Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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