Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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