so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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