God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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