His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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