Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i am craving dick and cupcakes
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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