He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize