Pappa wants mamma naked
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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