I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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