There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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