I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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