yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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