are you still at the devil's house?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.