This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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