Don't you send me to vm
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
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