you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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