your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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