you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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