sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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