Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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