You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
