it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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