I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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