I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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