oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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