That's when you crack a 10am beer
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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