My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize