As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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