I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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