we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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