normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Text me some of your sweat
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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