Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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