do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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