I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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