Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
