Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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