Dual....:-)
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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