talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
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The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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