would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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