windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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